
I knew it would happen as soon as I walked in the building. You see, I am a military brat and as soon as I walked into church with the hat on my head I knew some one would say something. I tried to pray but I was distracted; just waiting for the moment when someone would notice. Strangely I kept hearing my dad’s voice in my head, “Matthew Jon-take that hat off in the house of the Lord.”
But, the voice never came.
Five minutes before the service and I was almost past the point of no return. I was about to make it. Then it happened. An older gentleman sat behind me. Directly behind me. I felt it. I knew it was coming.
“Young man – is it cold in here?”
I turned, politely, and said, “come again?”
He said, “are you cold?” (I honestly at this point had no idea what he was talking about) It was then that he pointed at his head.
The hat.
The hat of Satan. The hat that prohibits worship in the house of the Lord. The hat that keeps the Spirit of God moving. The hat that would have caused him to be distracted the entire service (as if his offbeat clapping was not enough).
I smiled at him and told him it was going to come off during worship anyway (I
truly had decided to do it because my dad’s voice was still in my head). He didn’t say a word for the rest of the service to me. I almost expected him to get up like Tevye and do his own rendition of “Tradition” pointing angrily at me.
I was distracted for the rest of worship because (1) seriously why can’t people clap and (2) what if I was new to the church? How would I have responded to that? It reminded me of that passage in James:
(James 2:2-4 ESV) “For if a man wearing a gold ring and fine clothing comes into your assembly, and a poor man in shabby clothing also comes in, and if you pay attention to the one who wears the fine clothing and say, “You sit here in a good place,” while you say to the poor man, “You stand over there,” or, “Sit down at my feet,” have you not then made distinctions among yourselves and become judges with evil thoughts?”
So, does this mean we ignore all decorum? Can I come to church in my pajamas? I’ll admit to being frustrated if someone showed up looking like they’d just rolled out of bed. We all have expectations of “proper” attire. Even the Apostle Paul acknowledged this in one of the most difficult passages in Scripture:
(1 Corinthians 11:6-7) “For if a wife will not cover her head, then she should cut her hair short. But since it is disgraceful for a wife to cut off her hair or shave her head, let her cover her head. For a man ought not to cover his head, since he is the image and glory of God, but woman is the glory of man.”
This passage is just fun. It is difficult to understand fully because we are not in Corinth and given our tendencies for chronological snobbery we do not understand that Paul is responding to a specific situation that was previously revealed to him (2). First, the pagan men in Greek culture would usually use their togas as prayer shawls and cover their head while worshiping. Paul makes it clear that pagan rituals should not be where we go for worship practices. Second, the wife is under the authority of God and her husband. In the location where the church was, having short hair or not covering your head usually meant you were a woman of loose moral standards or you were a prostitute. On top of that, the women did not show respect to their husbands as was understood by the culture and so it hindered their witness and created awkward worship situations.
This latter point is soooo important. Today we’ve got it backward. Paul was worried that our dress could cause unbelievers to question our commitment to the gospel while today we wonder if wearing a hat or not is going to cause another Christian to be offended? Paul is interested in unity among believers and I am not arguing for us to purposefully dress to offend (I know people like this and we all know how annoying they are). I felt not only that this gentlemen was out of line but the lack of heart, love and his patronizing tone was very regrettable. When did hats become more important then people?
The great thing? Two minutes later a kid went into his row and sat three chairs down.
He was wearing a hat.